John Jones, and his new Weekly SEO blog have discovered that Google has now gained the ability to travel through time, and cache a page in the future!
This represents a whole new unprecedented level of technology being harnessed by Google…TIME TRAVEL!
Google Breaks the 4th Dimension
While it’s always been known that search patents and systems are constantly being devised by Google to shorten the return time of pages when queried, this I feel represents the next logical step in Search, which is of course “Futuredexing”(Indexing pages before they’ve been modified by the user). While I don’t yet have any confirmation from @mattcutts that they are implementing measures to circumvent the space-time continuum, we don’t have any DENIAL of it either…
Well, the proof is right here! GOOGLE CAN TRAVEL THROUGH TIME!
UPDATE:
Although Cynics like @kid_disco of SEO Disco may nay say and state that it’s a function of Greenwich Mean Time Differing with my Pacific Standard time…there’s still no conclusive proof that Google isn’t hopping into the Digital Delorean, and Gunning it to 88 MPH!
12 responses so far ↓
John Jones // February 4, 2009 at 6:05 am |
Jeremy,
I couldn’t have taken this and turned it into the humor you’ve taken it to. Well done my friend, thanks for the plug and the laugh all in one.
jeremypenguin // February 4, 2009 at 6:06 am |
newb.
jeremypenguin // February 4, 2009 at 6:28 am |
FYI that comment was from @somegirlswander in my account and not me
Brian Harnish // February 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm |
Argh. The start of the semester has had me in zombie mode again, and I can’t believe I didn’t catch this earlier. Delorian should be DeLorean.
Brian Harnish // February 4, 2009 at 3:26 pm |
BTW, that was an awesome tie-in with Back To The Future. Too funny!!
jeremypenguin // February 4, 2009 at 3:46 pm |
Thx @brianharnish twas a bit in the evening when I posted anyways
bnelms78 // February 4, 2009 at 3:47 pm |
thats funny!
Allen Harper // February 4, 2009 at 4:09 pm |
What I want to know is…
how did they manage to generate the 1.21 jiggawatts required to pull off this amazing feat?!
Brian Harnish // February 4, 2009 at 4:48 pm |
Allen Harper – You didn’t know? Google has their own version of the flux capacitor as the backbone of their search engine. It’s called the Flux Algorithm Plugin version 1.21.
Michelle Rivera // February 5, 2009 at 5:13 pm |
Richard // February 6, 2009 at 11:13 pm |
Hi jeremypenguin
I find your blog when I search “Content Writing Advice and SEO” in Ovoidal and enjoyed reading your post about “Google Can Cache The Future”.
You can find more information about the same in Ovoidal search engine. you can search for any particular web page by entering the title or keyword, you can search up to ten search engine at one time from the Ovoidal interface.
I find your blog really interesting: plenty of things to discover here!
Brett Warner // March 30, 2010 at 3:30 am |
I’m with you on this one, no way the big G isn’t traveling into the future to see the websites.