SEO Prayer

All hail Google, who art in the cloud,
Blessed be thy name,
thy page rank come,
on my site as it is on Dmoz,
give us this day our daily link juice,
Forgive us our spam tactics,
as we forgive those who google bomb us,
lead us not into link buying temptation,
but deliver us from link farms.
For thine is the algorithm, and PR
for ever and ever.
Amen.

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12 Responses to SEO Prayer

  1. John Jones says:

    haha well done Jeremy. Now we just need a comic showing a character on their knees praying with a picture of Matt Cutts floating above the person…

  2. Well done Jeremy…well done, especially on the pic. LOL. :)

  3. Mike Wilton says:

    Somewhere there is religious nutjob having a coronary over this “prayer”. This is blasphemous, may you burn in Yahoo’s SERPs for this. Yes I’m implying Yahoo is the devil.

  4. Way way way way way to funny to make any other comment. FUUUUU UUUU UUUUU NNNYYY

    G-aaaammeeeeeennnn [think hymn]

  5. jeremypenguin says:

    @mike If Yahoo Serps are Hell than Live must be Purgatory…where nothing interesting ever happens.

  6. John Jones says:

    Wait wait… what about Ask.com? Haven’t I heard somewhere that Hell has many levels? If so and in the pattern that we are heading down right now… why does Ask get to be the bottom floor of hell where it is rather hotter than the other levels.

  7. jeremypenguin says:

    http://www3.iath.virginia.edu/dante/images/full1kw.jpg

    Here’s a map of Dante’s inferno…
    I want to grab some time and make it into a map of Calcanis’s Inferno

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  10. Brian Freire says:

    Well said Jeremy!

  11. Strange this post is totaly unrelated to what I was searching google for, but it was listed on the first page. I guess your doing something right if Google likes you enough to put you on the first page of a non related search. :)

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